When Chocolate Isn't Chocolate...(Numbers 1-35)
(A Sara and Friends List)
- White chocolate - because it's not really chocolate
- Chocolate purchased for charity
- Chocolate as an ingredient in other foods
- Chocolate as an ingredient in other drinks
- Chocolate when there's no other food available
- "I feel bad about eating so much chocolate, so now I must comfort-eat chocolate to cover up my feelings"
- "I'm about to study for four hours straight" chocolate
- "I've been doing really well on my diet" chocolate
- Any chocolate smaller than a freddo frog
- Chocolate fondue
- Chocolates in which more than 50% is made up of fillings (e.g turkish delight, caramel)
- Chocolate as an act of rebellion (You know, like when you aren't supposed to eat in somewhere, like a lab, or a library, and in order to feel badass you eat...chocolate)
- Dark chocolate because it's "healthy"
- Birthday chocolate
- Chocolate as a party snack food
- Jellly lollies dipped in chocolate
- ...anything else dipped in chocolate
- ...chocolate dipped in anything (I'm thinking M&Ms)
- S'mores
- Chocolate powder
- "I've just eaten an entire celery so this chocolate doesn't have any calories" chocolate
- "If I eat it while I'm working out/taking a casual stroll, I'm working off the calories as I go" chocolate
- Thinking chocolate (chocolate consumed while in the act of thinking)
- Chocolate spread
- Any form of pastry containing chocolate
- Fancy chocolate that you have to either go to a special cafe to buy, or comes in a ridiculously fancy box, or costs you (or someone else) a ridiculous amount of money
- Procrastination chocolate
- "I don't want my friend eating chocolate to feel bad about eating chocolate" chocolate
- Chocolate that you steal from people
- Chocolate containing nuts (nuts are healthy, therefore chocolate is healthy)
- Taste test chocolate
- Sample chocolate (there are many cheapskates amongst my friends) (Including myself)
- "There's a new chocolate on the market, I must try it immediately" chocolate
- Chocolate someone else has bought you that you can't NOT eat
- "I have no place else to put this chocolate and therefore I must put it in my stomach" chocolate
Bloody Hilarious. Well done. Does chocolate-powers weaponry count for #12?
ReplyDeleteOh, that could probably constitute as number 36.
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